what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
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Opening Credits: The Catalyst - Linkin Park Waking Up: Football Season Is Over - Bring Me The Horizon Elementary-Middle/Junior High: I’m the Best - Nicki Minaj Falling In Love: Give Me Everything - Pitbull (ft. Ne-yo, Ayer) Fight Song: Welcome 2 Detroit - TrickTrick (ft. Eminem) Breaking Up: It’s Complicated - A Day to Remember Life’s OK: Walk This Way - Run DMC (ft....
insidelime: hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.